my feet of clay, they dried to dust

Most people expect college life to be full of romance. Or at least hot sex. Forgive my bluntness, it's what being pre-med does to you. It means you have no life, no boyfriend, and you talk with, to quote the brilliant Hermione, all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

I'm addicted to coffee.

Before, it was like a love affair, you know, a series of one night stands that never really grew into anything, but after a while, I started to hate seeing it dating anyone else, you know? I grew attatched. And after one particularly passionate night, I professed my love, which was totally a risk, because what if it got freaked out and left me forever? but it totally returned my feelings and now we're together forever, one true love, and so on and so forth.


oh, uni.

Just so everyone knows.

I'm never waking up in the morning again. This is the only time, you understand me?


First day back, and already, college is going to kill me.